Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 28, 2010

Anything to avoid dealing with yourself.

Had to study hard for that one, didja?

Missing that anticipation, ‘eh?

I could suggest some ameliorative actions that would help clear up that vagueness and renew your stress ten-fold!

From the blog, we have learned that Aunt Marg has the inside track for stalking Teresa. She could not have given the woman ancient dung without having her address of some means of contacting her in real life.

So all you Teresa hounds might want to be reeeeal nice to Marguerite. Not saying she can be bribed, but who knows what she might let slip in an unguarded moment?

All cleaned out??

Time to get prostrate for your prostate exam, then. That should elevate some anxiety.

Hope the Fickle Finger of Fate was good to you this time.

Looks like Dora the Downer has replaced Joshy in the cheerleading section. If this comic disturbs you, Sweetheart, why read it?

By the way, my last colonoscopy wasn’t so bad… that unpleasant stuff runs in my family, so it’s sort of a must-do at this point.

Hey, it’s never too soon to start worrying about the next one…

sandboil, FYI, ‘Dora’ is one of ‘Josh’s’ alter egos.

If you want punch lines, Dora the Josh Explorer, stick with Garfield.

T., the “was appeared” in the Lillian Roth text is a typo? Also, see “kiwiclock” on Wordnik.

LOL, I thought the same thing baslim. The video was hilarious too, I thought Glynn and Pastis were going to drop the gloves. I want to see the uncensored version.