Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 30, 2015

Ditch diggers have nice tans because they work hard.

From an exaggeration to another

i wear crocs and my feet look weird because I don’t wear socks so their are tan spots and untanned spots. I went in for a procedure and the nurse looked at my feet wondering, what the heck? I explained and she laffed.

First the Cookie Monster takes up a healthy diet, now this

A trip to the skin doc today for biopsy and excision is more like $2500.

For anyone living in South Florida or other parts of the world where shorts and flip-flops are the uniform of the day, you do develop strange stripes of pale skin on the tops of your feet.

When I used to officiate soccer, I developed referee’s knees, – a tan that extended from the bottom of my uniform shorts to the top of my calf length socks.

Wow, only $450 to remove a skin cancer?

$450? 30 years later that would buy just the appointment.

Used to be that plush women were fashionable because they had leisure and plenty of food; now, if you’re thin, you have the time and money to spend at the gym working out.

The only good tan is no tan.

South Florida where I live I always wear a hat to protect me from the sun.

Even Worse. Overexposure to the Sun can cause you to grow up to be a John Boehner or a Donald T-Rump..

A friend of mine (an older gentleman) was a bagpiper in a traditional drum and pipe corp. One year the corp went to Florida for a compatition. The corp was so traditional that their uniforms included kilts with nothing underneath. What no one considered was that since the compatition took place next to the water the sun was reflecting off the water and under their kilts and giving all of them sunburns on their inner thighs.

lefty, you know hard work does not darken skin pigmentation

ultraviolet light does

Bob. I am a redneck. There is no reason to call us obtuse. We are very sensitive.