Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for October 04, 2015
October 03, 2015
October 05, 2015
Transcript:
horoscope capricorn your tin can habit is get-ting way out of hand aquarius check the kitchen drawer. your coupons have expired. pisces today they will remove your little castle. tomorrow...? aries i'm sorry, we have no horoscope listings under "aries" at this time. taurus you burn oil and pull to the left. gemini you are confident your court appearance will vindicate you & allow you to put these ab-surd allegations behind you. cancer shellfish is very high in cholesterol. beware leo time to thin the herd. virgo you're 39. lost the cats & the sci-fi fandom & get a date. libra you amass enough gravity to attract small satellites. scorpio your plans for global dom-ination fail when all your toadies strike, demanding nicer jumpsuits. sagittarius the "mr. ed" theme song sticks in your head all day, starting right now.
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
I feel sorry for any “Aries” out there….
Ida No over 8 years ago
Thank god I’m a Leo. And I’m starving right now.
WaitingMan over 8 years ago
I’m a Taurus. I don’t burn oil but I do “pull to the left”, if you get my drift.
PoodleGroomer over 8 years ago
Taurus. It wasn’t oil. Antifreeze was leaking from the water pump onto the exhaust pipe. My water pump replacement should be the last driveway repair before winter.