Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for October 30, 2015

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    Randy B Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Talk radio will get them going.Tell them the “lib’rulls” are here to take away their liberty.

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    Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 8 years ago

    They cut social security in Europe and the townspeople are out with rocks, baseball bats, and molotov cocktails. They cut SS in the US and the people shrug and go back to stuffing their faces with cheese curls.

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    ant  over 8 years ago

    Meh.

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    Ida No  over 8 years ago

    Pitchforks and cleavers were early issues.Now we just need someone to direct them towards.

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    carlosrivers  over 8 years ago

    rent-a-mob…sounds pretty republican to me…

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    Jorah  over 8 years ago

    Should have been “Bob’s Rent-a-Mob”

    (my marketing plans all revolve around alliteration)

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    johngregor Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Thanks to the internet I no more have to pay for my mob than I do for porn. Wanton destruction, like music, should be free!

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    Jennifer Kendzior  over 8 years ago

    No, you’re all sitting home on disability. If pictures show up of you lifting your protest sign too high, you might lose it. Better hire some Mexicans to do it for 5 bucks an hour.

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    Thomas & Tifffany Connolly  over 8 years ago

    Well, it is about time someone thought up this solution!

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    Randy B Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Conservatives would have to rent a mob, as we don’t have all the leisure time that you welfare recipients do.-—————————-That’s what most of voting Republicans are: citizens who have been convinced by “astroturf” organizations to vote against their own economic interests by riling them up on social issues. A mob.

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