Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 22, 2010

Touche!

Well, you can both at dollar pound caret yourselves.

I thought you weren’t allowed to say @$#^=.

So what’s this between the cardinal and the prissy missy with the bleeping language?

Is this what happens if you don’t have any birdseed?

think their caps-lock was on and they were trying to say 2436 probably the pin to their joint account…

TRUCKDRIVER What bank did you say that was at?

flip her the bird.

There are lots of loud-mouthed cardinals around my house, but I’ve never heard one say that out loud.

That’s telling him, lady!

Re: The blog. Great words of wisdom from Henry Ward Bleecher. Loved the sandwich and the spoiler alert.

If they @$#^ you, & you don’t @$#^ them back, you’re a lousy lay.

Could that be that Cardinal Fang? Would he have a Comfier Bed? Whether or no, he should be an accomplished pecker.

So, is she taking him up on his indelicate proposal? Does she have a feather fetish, as apparently Lesbia had?:

nam mellitus erat, suamque norat ipsa tam bene quam puella matrem, nec sese a gremio illius movebat, sed circumsiliens modo huc modo illuc ad solam dominam usque pipiabat.

Catullus Carmina, III ll.6-10

It’s a good thing red-boy didn’t throw a % or a * in there, or she’d have stomped his little red butt. Instead, she appears to be arranging a quid-pro-quo. I’ll have to remember not to use the % next time. Maybe I won’t get my little pink butt stomped for once. (Though I was beginning to sorta like it.)

Darned if I’d bend over that far to cuss anyone out!!

Is that a baseball or football bird?

I always think of a clever retort 10 minutes after the bird flies away

You should expect them to cuss. It’s a cardinal sin.

Plumbing is easy, one told me once upon a time - all you need to know is payday’s on Friday and s**t flows downhill.

(Bling? What bling? Never even noticed…)

Watch your language, birdie.