Matt Bors for September 09, 2015
September 01, 2015
September 10, 2015
Transcript:
Jesus: Gather, my children. It is time for a parable! A Syrian refugee was lying in the road... Jesus: "A Samaritan came upon him and, seeing his asylum papers had been properly filed with the European Union, agreed to aid him." Jesus: "But he did have a number of questions. Would he stick around forever? And who was going to pay for all this anyway? HIM?!" Refugee: Wa...water... Samaritan: Is that all the English you know? Jesus: And it could very well be an ISIS guy sneaking in! One day - BOOM - you're dead. Point is, stay on your toes.
ConserveGov over 8 years ago
Build a tent city in Saudi Arabia. We have enough poor people flooding our country.
OmqR-IV.0 over 8 years ago
You should listen to some European Christians, just as in the last panel …eeep! So much for the much-vaunted Christian morals….
Fortunately, there are other Europeans (Christian, Muslim, secular, etc) who are actually welcoming them in.
Kip W over 8 years ago
America’s vitality is owed to immigrants. Lock the gate and watch us stagnate.
hippogriff over 8 years ago
Robert LandersYes, but they are not Kim Davis type “christians”, but most are Danny Thomas/ Ralph Nader type Christians, both in denomination and social action.
ChukLitl Premium Member over 8 years ago
Refugees are a really cheap labor pool. With the Persian nuke deal & sanctions lifted, I’m praying for renaissance. Enough with the “Holy Wars.”
rossevrymn over 8 years ago
Thanks for clearing things up…………………..you have such a talent for conveniently over-simplifying things………………….D.A.!!!