Matt Bors for September 09, 2015
Transcript:
Jesus: Gather, my children. It is time for a parable! A Syrian refugee was lying in the road... Jesus: "A Samaritan came upon him and, seeing his asylum papers had been properly filed with the European Union, agreed to aid him." Jesus: "But he did have a number of questions. Would he stick around forever? And who was going to pay for all this anyway? HIM?!" Refugee: Wa...water... Samaritan: Is that all the English you know? Jesus: And it could very well be an ISIS guy sneaking in! One day - BOOM - you're dead. Point is, stay on your toes.
Build a tent city in Saudi Arabia. We have enough poor people flooding our country.