Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 24, 2015

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Zonker: Boy, it's great to see you again, Uncle Duke. It's been much too long! Duke: Sure has. Got the certified check for your tuition? Zonker: Yup. Here you go. I hope this works out. Dad had to take out a pretty stiff loan... Duke: He won't regret it, boy. He'll be watching you graduate in three short years! Four years max. Zonker: I dunno, Uncle Duke. I've never even taken bio before. Duke: Neither have a lot of our students. Dean Honey here is tutoring half the volleyball team! Zonker: Volleyball? There's time for volleyball? Duke: Most of the games are fixed, but it's still good fun. Honey: Welcome to Club Pre-Med, sir!