PreTeena by Allison Barrows for February 01, 2023

Obviously, not a fan of classical music. However, Teena, if you are going to audition for a school play, give’m what they want.

♫ A-B-C-D-E-F-G… ♫

I can’t sing happy birthday. I always forget the last line.

B—A—bay B—E—be B—I—bicky-bi—B—O—bow Bicky—bi—bow—B—U—boo Bicky—bi—bow—boo

A cappella: “See Spot; see Spot run.” (Set to “Lola”, by the Kinks.

Her talent is wasted in that place.