Pickles by Brian Crane for August 03, 2015

Water water everywhere…

Time to put him in the nursing home Opal.

So putting your underwear in the dishwasher is a no no?

Oldest trick in the guy handbook. She will never ask him to do that again.

Well, it’s a washing machine. Nobody ever refers to it as a clothes washing machine. If it washes, it washes, right?

Could be OK if it’s a top loader with no clothes in it, depending on the soap type….

Broken dishes I guess!!!

No matter what you do, the spouse is always there to tell you you did it wrong.

Opal must use either plastic plates and saucers, or Corelle ware.

He must have taken out his hearing aids while the washer ran.

He couldn’t figure out the dishwasher but could figure out the washing machine??? Go figure!!

Oldest trick in the guy handbook. She will never ask him to do that again. . . .

That is easily countered by going out and buying an entirely new set of dishware. Checkmate.

I think Earl will take a trip through the washer next.

You can poach fish in the dishwasher.

“…to dry them in the dryer THIS TIME.”

I love this!

xxx

my grandma was trying to get my dad to put his clothes in the hamper. a couple times while half awake he turned in the wrong direction and dropped his dirty clothes in the toilet. she gave up.

Opal: “Earl…what is that strange clanking sound?”Earl: " Spin cycle dear."

LMAO!! You don’t know my situation. Also, Earl is simply a character of someone else’s imagination. Lighten up, it’s a comic strip.