Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 30, 2015

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 9 years ago

    I don’t think those are oars…they’re double ended kayak paddles…. and I’’d say the kid’s about to be up the creek without one.If I think of anything funny about paddles, I’ll come back with some oar.

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    Superfrog  about 9 years ago

    Oarsome.

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    Varnes  about 9 years ago

    She should paddle him for that one…..

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    Arianne  about 9 years ago

    Ready, oar not.

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    whiteheron  about 9 years ago

    This is going down…rapidly.

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    Godfreydaniel  about 9 years ago

    The anesthesiologist asked the patient if he wanted the chemical or to be hit over the head with a blunt instrument: “Ether or oar?”

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    Perkycat  about 9 years ago

    This comic is funny, even if she is not amused. And you all are clever and hilarious. Good laughs here!

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    What? Me worried ?  about 9 years ago

    Every one likes a little ,but no one likes a smart one !

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    shipl14  about 9 years ago

    I’m tired. Canoe do it?

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    markjoseph125  about 9 years ago

    Kayaking with Kierkegaard?

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    Jeff0811  about 9 years ago

    Oars set in a cradle mounted to the side of a boat, and can be used with one hand, paddles are not attached, and must be used with two hands. What makes an oar an oar is not the number of paddles, but whether or not it attaches to the boat.

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    rekam Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Think he’s going to get hit upside his head with one of those paddles.

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    hippogriff  about 9 years ago

    rekamYou mean, addle with a paddle?

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