Robbing a wizard isn’t the best idea, you never know what to expect. That robber got off real easy, he’s only being chased by living spell components, for there are great hazards in opening a wizard’ s wallet.
There was a Benny Hill sketch where a robber tried to hold up a woman (Benny). She searched through her purse for money, bringing out all kinds of things, taking forever. Finally, she pulled out a police badge, and a gun, and arrested the robber!
There’s another wiz comic where a robber with a lisp stops the wiz’s carrage and tells him, “Your money or your wife.” The wiz looks at Blanch and kicks her out of the carraiage so she lands on top of the robber and while the wiz is driving off the robber cries, “Come back here you Willy Wivered Rat.”
GalleyOar almost 9 years ago
Thug’s note to self: Best to define “goodies”
Strider Keninginne Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Robbing a wizard isn’t the best idea, you never know what to expect. That robber got off real easy, he’s only being chased by living spell components, for there are great hazards in opening a wizard’ s wallet.
Godfreydaniel almost 9 years ago
There was a Benny Hill sketch where a robber tried to hold up a woman (Benny). She searched through her purse for money, bringing out all kinds of things, taking forever. Finally, she pulled out a police badge, and a gun, and arrested the robber!
neverenoughgold almost 9 years ago
If only we were all wizards…
mggreen almost 9 years ago
He asked for it!
patlaborvi almost 9 years ago
There’s another wiz comic where a robber with a lisp stops the wiz’s carrage and tells him, “Your money or your wife.” The wiz looks at Blanch and kicks her out of the carraiage so she lands on top of the robber and while the wiz is driving off the robber cries, “Come back here you Willy Wivered Rat.”
Tarredandfeathered almost 9 years ago
Do not Meddle in the Affairs of Wizards, for Henry Finds You Delicious when slathered with Lots of A-1 Sauce & Tabasco.
gammaguy almost 9 years ago
If those are his goodies, wouldn’t want to see his baddies.
Jose'Crane over 5 years ago
Wiley in id