Jon: Hee hee hee.
Garfield: What's so funny?
Jon: You know that donut you ate this morning?
Garfield: Yes?
Jon: I hid your vitamin in it!
Garfield: This one?
My dog mastered the art of eating the food and tucking the pill in the side of his mouth.Just when you think he’s swallowed it, plink, he’d drop it onto the floor.So, you’d put it into another treat, and…-We used to feed him a dog food that had peas in it. He hated peas.After he ate, we’d pick up the bowl to wash it, and there next to it would be a pile of peas.
Our dogs prefer to eat on the carpet. They both get about 5 kibbles in their mouth, bring them into the romm we are in(with carpet) and lay them out in a straight line. They eat them one at a time and then go back for more. AAAAAHHH!
How to give the cat a pill.1 Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat’s mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow..2 Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process..3 Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away..4 Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten..5 Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden..6 Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat’s throat vigorously..7 Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later..8 Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw..9 Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse’s forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap..10 Retrieve cat from neighbor’s shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band..11 Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus jab. Throw Tee-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom..12 Ring fire brigade to retrieve cat from tree across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil-wrap..13 Tie cat’s front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet steak. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down..14 Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table..15 Arrange for SPCA to collect cat and ring local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters..
germanvisitor over 8 years ago
As predictable as an Adam Sandler movie.
Templo S.U.D. over 8 years ago
try another solution, Jon, to make the finicky feline take his medicine
Zero-Gabriel over 8 years ago
That’s got to be some Mad Stomach Skills that Garfield’s got in order to eat the Donut and than Hock-Up the Pill intact…
MJKesquire over 8 years ago
Jon made the mistake of hiding the pill in the donut hole.Next time try a cheese or meat ravioli!
hagarthehorrible over 8 years ago
does garfield require vitamins. he can do without. poping fishes from the aquarium is good enough.
jbk864 over 8 years ago
May be Predictable, but, if you’ve ever had a pet, you would not be such a D.S.S.
Darryl Heine over 8 years ago
As Huey Lewis and the News said “I Want a New Drug”.
Egrayjames over 8 years ago
As Alice Cooper said, “I want to be sedated!”
Can't Sleep over 8 years ago
My dog mastered the art of eating the food and tucking the pill in the side of his mouth.Just when you think he’s swallowed it, plink, he’d drop it onto the floor.So, you’d put it into another treat, and…-We used to feed him a dog food that had peas in it. He hated peas.After he ate, we’d pick up the bowl to wash it, and there next to it would be a pile of peas.
route66paul over 8 years ago
Our dogs prefer to eat on the carpet. They both get about 5 kibbles in their mouth, bring them into the romm we are in(with carpet) and lay them out in a straight line. They eat them one at a time and then go back for more. AAAAAHHH!
Number Three over 8 years ago
Better luck next time, Jon. Believe me there will be a load of next times!
xxx
Tarredandfeathered over 8 years ago
How to give the cat a pill.1 Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat’s mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow..2 Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process..3 Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away..4 Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten..5 Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden..6 Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat’s throat vigorously..7 Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later..8 Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw..9 Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse’s forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap..10 Retrieve cat from neighbor’s shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band..11 Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus jab. Throw Tee-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom..12 Ring fire brigade to retrieve cat from tree across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil-wrap..13 Tie cat’s front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet steak. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down..14 Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table..15 Arrange for SPCA to collect cat and ring local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters..
komickat over 8 years ago
Wow Jon… burned my the master of vitamin retrievers XDD
weatherford.joe Premium Member over 8 years ago
They always know…
Zero-Gabriel over 8 years ago
+ @Tarredandfeathered
Garfield could give this guy a run for his money…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSNiruzrEbo
Bring da bling over 3 years ago
That’s a pill,not a vitamin
Sakumon16 4 months ago
One of my top ten most hated things are pills and vitamins