Garfield: In spite of their color... Canaries are NOT lemon flavored. Tomorrow, "Mice: are they chocolate flavored or not?" Thank you.
December 07, 2018
June 19, 2018
So what animals are lasagna-flavored and fern-flavored?
Jake – What worse than say Trump?
Garfield should have his own talk show.
how would he know? he doesn’t eat mice, he befriends them
Lesson learned in Japan, just because a milk shake is brown doesn’t mean it’s chocolate.
(Coffee, in case you were wondering.)
What does Garfield know about the flavour of a mouse? He has never tasted one. Do fish taste like carrots would be more in his line.
Why is there no mouse-flavored cat food?
I was gonna say …
Everything tastes like chicken—except chicken, which tastes like turkey. Therefore, everything tastes like turkey.
And how do YOU know about mice, Garfield? You’ve never eaten one!
There’s nothing like that tomorrow!
Templo S.U.D. over 8 years ago
So what animals are lasagna-flavored and fern-flavored?
Snivelling_Wizard over 8 years ago
Jake – What worse than say Trump?
codycab over 8 years ago
Garfield should have his own talk show.
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 8 years ago
how would he know? he doesn’t eat mice, he befriends them
Rwill over 8 years ago
Lesson learned in Japan, just because a milk shake is brown doesn’t mean it’s chocolate.
(Coffee, in case you were wondering.)
Inthemiddle over 8 years ago
What does Garfield know about the flavour of a mouse? He has never tasted one. Do fish taste like carrots would be more in his line.
Partyalldatyme over 8 years ago
Why is there no mouse-flavored cat food?
natureboyfig4 Premium Member over 8 years ago
rgcviper over 8 years ago
I was gonna say …
Everything tastes like chicken—except chicken, which tastes like turkey. Therefore, everything tastes like turkey.
glowing-steak32 over 8 years ago
And how do YOU know about mice, Garfield? You’ve never eaten one!
Asriel over 2 years ago
There’s nothing like that tomorrow!