Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for June 03, 2015

Poor Gil is back to having the posture of an 85-year-old.

What sort of weird physiological process has caused True’s hand to morph into a wing? Too much Red Bull perhaps?

Gil forced to admit that he doesn’t know how hard Tru throws because he’s never been to practice.

New Thayer’s No. 17 runs pretty well considering he’s got a piece of lumber covering his butt. He must be expecting a spanking.

(chuckles) Okay, Bitsy wins the morning so far.

Okay, I’m guessing here that the scouts are talking about Tru but State Champ coach Gil thinks they’re all hot for Jordy. Boy will he be surprised.

There’s sure not much room between first base and the fence on that field is there.

And yeah, nice one Bitsy!

I thought True was a lefty?

Tru(e) locks up that audition for “Swan Lake” as he fires the ball to Milford’s first sacker (who has the wrong foot on the bag). And that scout has more chins than a Chinese phone book.

GilPa is wearing a powerful Mach 5 grease monkey suit. Oil spill in P2. Who is that holding the radar gun with the affable scout Chin wearing the beachcomber hat, Mitch “Wild Thing” Williams?

Why are Gil and the scouts meeting in front of an abandoned Subwich storefront? Is that the whole Fistpump Man family in the background, or is it the aliens? So many loose ends.

…some of you here refused to be vaccinated, now look what you have done!

P1- when did Prince Fielder’s kid start going to Milford?P3- Dick Cheney is the coach of New Thayer?

I do not like where this is going…

It will be great if the scouts are talking about Lucky Haskins.

Tru(e) showing off his repertoire with the screwball to first.

Yes, he throws hard half the time when he’s half trying. Makes for a killer change up. BOO says it’s something like that.