Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for April 25, 2015
April 24, 2015
April 26, 2015
Transcript:
Mitzi: What's going on? Poncho: They think you've chosen me as your mate, so now some dog named Bone Ripper is on his way here to fight me for you! Mitzi: Ugh, Bone Ripper. Do I ever regret dating that guy. Poncho: He's your EX?? Mitzi: I guess. We weren't a couple so much as he'd just beat up other dogs who looked at me. Poncho: Sounds romantic! Any chance his teeth have fallen out since last time you saw him? Mitzi: Oh, his teeth feel out a long time ago. Poncho: Really? Mitzi: Yeah. He's sorta got those, y'know..those things you see in bear traps?
Templo S.U.D. about 9 years ago
Poncho’s doomed.
Ladygeraldine about 9 years ago
Rising expectations up to the sky…
Argythree about 9 years ago
Karma
dre7861 about 9 years ago
Bone Ripper and Mitzi had a long distance affair, so long distance it takes BR 3 days by bus to get there. Plus he has steel bear claws for teeth. Seesh, talk about romantic!
zaw about 9 years ago
this should be good
DennisinSeattle Premium Member about 9 years ago
Poncho, you might want to get on a bus out of town! But I know you will somehow deceive and outsmart BR and get out of this jam.
LingeeWhiz about 9 years ago
Poncho, take poor Mitzi and flee! Wrap her up in freezer paper or something.
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member about 9 years ago
Somebody told me the US Army used to implant stainless steel teeth in their guard dogs.
Shikamoo Premium Member about 9 years ago
There is a Canadian mystery T.V. show episode where someone used a trap like contraption to kill people he didn’t like. He dressed like a werewolf.Yikes! Poncho is in trouble.
dliley about 9 years ago
Poncho will figure it out, I trust him! He’s the MAN! (dog)
Charlie Fogwhistle about 9 years ago
Pancho can talk his way out of most anything. He doesn’t always dazzle them with brilliance, but weapon 2 is to baffle them with b.s.
JennyJenkins about 9 years ago
Yes, IA, Poncho will not only talk his way out of it, he will become BR’s BFF…
Starman1948 about 9 years ago
Good evening everyone. This story should have a very good ending. Maybe BR has found another girlfriend and he is simply paying a social call? Y’all have a peaceful night my friends.