Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for April 25, 2015
Mitzi: What's going on? Poncho: They think you've chosen me as your mate, so now some dog named Bone Ripper is on his way here to fight me for you! Mitzi: Ugh, Bone Ripper. Do I ever regret dating that guy. Poncho: He's your EX?? Mitzi: I guess. We weren't a couple so much as he'd just beat up other dogs who looked at me. Poncho: Sounds romantic! Any chance his teeth have fallen out since last time you saw him? Mitzi: Oh, his teeth feel out a long time ago. Poncho: Really? Mitzi: Yeah. He's sorta got those, y'know..those things you see in bear traps?