Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 11, 2015
April 10, 2015
April 12, 2015
Transcript:
O'Malley: The nurse tells me they're springing you tomorrow, sport... Zeke: That's right, Lieutenant. How's your manhunt going? O'Malley: Not so good, kid. You have any ideas where Duke might be? Zeke: Well, my guess is he's just laying low, taking odd jobs until the heat's off. O'Malley: Know any friends he might try to make contact with? Zeke: Hmm... none I can think of, except maybe that crazy Chinese chick who used to work for him. Honey: I came as soon as I could, sir. Boy: Hi, Santa! I'd like... Duke: Take a hike, kid.
BE THIS GUY about 9 years ago
How Timmy found out there was no Santa Claus.
Kali39 about 9 years ago
Honey’s not crazy! She doesn’t take a hint very well, but she’s not crazy. Even if it did take her twenty-five years to understand that Duke doesn’t want her. Until he does.
BE THIS GUY about 9 years ago
I have my ways.
dwdl21 about 9 years ago
Ahhh, the original Bad Santa…lol
kaffekup about 9 years ago
Duke working? Oh, the horror, the horror.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member about 9 years ago
Duke probably has some kind of kickback scam going with the kids, i.e., gift insurance or something.
summerdog86 about 9 years ago
Pee in his lap, kid!
Red Ruffensor about 9 years ago
Bad move, Uncle Duke, Santa in April is bound to attract attention.
Sheila Hardie about 9 years ago
Huh. I always thought Honey was a guy.
Dragoncat about 9 years ago
That’s our Duke… The Master of Disguise!
rgcviper about 9 years ago
“Bad Santa” is a fun movie. Love the elf.