Garfield by Jim Davis for April 19, 2015
Transcript:
*nok nok nok* Jon: Say goodbye to Jon the Loser, Liz. Yes, I'm a new man! I've given up my losing ways, and I'm...HEY, LOOK! A STREET FAIR! Look deep into my eyeeees... Liz: Oh, please. Jon: What size hat do you- Liz: I'M GOOD! Jon: So, is everyone ready to eat?! Liz: Sure, why not. Jon: This "New Man" stuff is easy! Garfield: I'll create a diversion, and you run like the wind.
Templo S.U.D. about 9 years ago
New man, huh?
ninjanick101 about 9 years ago
Never change, Jon.
Wren Fahel about 9 years ago
New man? Same old suit! There’s your first clue, Sherlock.
Lyons Group, Inc. about 9 years ago
“New Man”? Think Dr. Zachary Smith.
WaitingMan about 9 years ago
OK, Mr. Davis. If you’re going to put Liz in a little black dress, at least let us see some leg.
Karaboo2 about 9 years ago
Well that lasted about five minutes. Liz, meet the new loser.
jessegooddoggy about 9 years ago
I still don’t understand why Liz has anything to do with him outside the vet office. Except that it’s a comic strip.
IdahoSpud about 9 years ago
Looks like Liz has given-up on trying to get Jon to give-up wearing clown outfits.
IdahoSpud about 9 years ago
Liz, baby, take Garfield’s advice and run like the wind. Don’t come back until Jon proves he is no longer a clown.
Aaron Saltzer about 9 years ago
Garfield’s facial expression remained the same the whole time. Lol
Oxnate about 9 years ago
Why can’t he spell “Knock” right?
weatherford.joe Premium Member about 9 years ago
I think Garfield has seen so many of Jon’s idiocies, he doesn’t even bat an eye to it anymore. I’ll give Liz some props for not heading for the hills.
Silverturtle about 9 years ago
“Chez Grub” — classy name for a resturant.
Number Three about 9 years ago
To be a new man, Jon needs to get rid of that ridiculous bow tie.
Always start small.xxx
sarahbowl1 Premium Member about 9 years ago
Jon takes Garfield with him on a date? Hysterical!!
fer_17_240 about 9 years ago
very good
Joseph Krois about 9 years ago
Is that a tribute to Mad’s Don Martin in panel 5? Hopefully :0)
hockey man about 3 years ago
John is still a loser
Frankie5466 4 months ago
I see no reason for Jon to change, Liz fell in love with the goofy guy that he is!Before we were married my husband and I were friends for many years as kids growing up and he used to do silly things to try to make the people around him laugh. It’s 1 of the reasons I fell for him, he could always make me smile and didn’t care how funny/odd he looked doing it.