Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 09, 2015
February 08, 2015
February 10, 2015
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Why are you trying to kill Tahiti Jones? Why not just steal his valuable computer files, like me? Woman: He is killing my village! He controls all the food on this island, and charges us exorbitant prices! He's worse than whole foods! Narrator: Rip, while on a mission, stumbles onto a new problem-o... Woman: I was sent to woo him into submission, and then cancel him like A&E canceled "Longmire"! But... he's the first man to tell me he loves me... I-I think I might love him as well. Rip Haywire: You need to get our more, kiddo.
Chrisdiaz801 about 9 years ago
There aren’t any guys in her village? Lame!
johnrussco about 9 years ago
hmm … love can be a strange weapon
Chithing Premium Member about 9 years ago
Must be a veeeery small island.
Darsan54 Premium Member about 9 years ago
I have heard “Longmire” is coming to Netflix! Yaaay !!!
Dragoncat about 9 years ago
Perhaps Cobra can give her some pointers about the proper way to woo a man into submission. I fear she needs them.
mntim about 9 years ago
You always hurt the one you love, especially in this strip.
ready.here about 9 years ago
Funny one today.
SkyFisher about 9 years ago
OK, holdit. She has enough worldly and cultural knowledge to make jokes about “Whole Foods”, A&E, and “Longmire”, but not enough to have a man tell her he loves her?.Dan, does she live under a rock or not?
Frederick Barnett Premium Member about 9 years ago
Since Netflix picked up Longmire, it might’ve been better to go with The Glades. That one still hurts cause it too was canceled without warning after a cliffhanger ending.
B LeCren about 9 years ago
They should just open up a No Frills…
Dragoncat about 9 years ago
The blond dipstick deputy has now been replaced by a chocolate brown-haired Stockholm Syndrome sufferer.
StoicLion1973 about 9 years ago
I loved today’s strip. Whole Food AND Longmire!!? I was upset when A&E cancelled Longmire because the cliffhanger was so interesting. I’ll have to watch on Netflix.