Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 09, 2015

Transcript:

Rip Haywire: Why are you trying to kill Tahiti Jones? Why not just steal his valuable computer files, like me? Woman: He is killing my village! He controls all the food on this island, and charges us exorbitant prices! He's worse than whole foods! Narrator: Rip, while on a mission, stumbles onto a new problem-o... Woman: I was sent to woo him into submission, and then cancel him like A&E canceled "Longmire"! But... he's the first man to tell me he loves me... I-I think I might love him as well. Rip Haywire: You need to get our more, kiddo.