Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for December 18, 2014

True will join the cheerleaders…

Perry.

“Big Shot” Robert Howry is the student manager?

In all reality, does anyone know anybody named Perry ? In all reality , Perry is Ming rhe Merciless .

Puhleeeze! Gil has been so absorbed in his game planning for football that he doesn’t even have a clue about the b-ball team? When will DR. Pearl step in and fire this tenured hack?P1- Gil and Mimi, monogrammed mugs blazing, take a break at 1:20 in the afternoon. These poor teachers work too damn hard!

P3- Perry = Montel Williams

Darn, I was hoping he would say he had to suit up Luhm.

Sarcastic Miini. Impressive? I’ll tell you what’s impressive. Pedro cleaning the Thorp pool area after that huge post championship celebration.

If you’re keeping score at home. On the plus side Gil has won the state football championship! On the minus side he has chased away one player, lost one player, lost two kids, lost one dog. Totally worth it !

P-1 Impressive! You’re rubbing my thigh with both hands above the table.

Hey, coach. Howry doin?

In keeping with the theme from Tuesday of ‘FI’ and ‘GI’ today in panel one we have ‘MI’. .And to ‘MOP’ good job on the gym floor. Like the old floor wax commercial…. you can see yourself in the shine.

Robert Howry ,student manager, is he the next Jay-Mac?

Perry joins the long list of Milford men wearing Van Dyke facial hair.

But who will be the student manager now? I foresee a major plot development!!!

Rumor has it that Pasco won’t play basketball either. He’s going out for the debating team.

Robert Howry! I predicted he would be big for basketball this year! So Howry will now be a player on the team to take Omari’s spot. What will Howry’s surprising talent be? A great 3-point shooter? No, we had that player a couple of years ago. Phenomenal defensive whiz? Master strategist? Comic relief?Well whatever he turns out to be, I’m sure he’ll be prominently featured in Mopped Up Thorp too.

Even more impressive in P1: talking elbows in stereo.

Joe Perry, S .F. 49er great, Steve Perry of Journey, Gerald Perry former MLB player and Perry Winkle, longtime floral advocate.

Howry will begin the season on the bench with limited minutes as an enforcer. By the post season, he will be the leader of a deep run in the playdowns. True will join the team mid season and end up being the “Sixth Man of the Year” in the Valley.

@ rglover1954In all reality , Don t call me Chief

How great would it be if Tru went out for basketball and ended up “stealing” Jarrod Hale’s starting position?

Agent P, Perry the platypus

P3: Montel’s response, “I’ve already told you Gil I am not into that. What you do with those pictures I don’t want to know!”

A friend of mine is named Perry. He bred the sprinter Smoke Glacken who won the Defrancis Dash at Laurel back when the dash was a major sprint race. Offspring of that horse are still filling up racing cards all over the country.

To tcar-1. I pray each Sunday for Danny Snyder’s copter to go down on the way to the game. They just might be the worst team in football right now because of him.