Transcript:
Goat: Why are you clinging to your phone, Pig?
Pig: My cousin's pregnant and she might need me to drive her to the hospital... Hang on... This is her now.
Voice on phone: Hey... My water broke.
Pig: Call a plumber. Why's she bothering me with that?
wiselad over 9 years ago
I get pains every 2 minutes……………… so they are installing new panes? maybe the installers can drive you when it is time
Sherlock Watson over 9 years ago
No, Pig, she’s trying to tell you that she needs a ride to the shoe store.
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
Even Bobby Hill of TV’s “King of the Hill” was confused when his step-grandmother’s water broke. He, being 13, had to drive her himself to the hospital.
Arianne over 9 years ago
Given Pig’s perspicacity, she can’t avoid belaboring the point.
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Pig, never get married
juicebruce over 9 years ago
More footballs on the way.
jbmlaw01 over 9 years ago
I love the advertisement for the new book (Br35eaking S16tephan), but I cannot think of a classy way to tell anyone about it.
Srover over 9 years ago
Women, you can never understand them. Amiright! High five
tazz555 over 9 years ago
Pig’s sister: “No…Pig I’m in labor!”Pig: Well stop working…you are pregnant
Ermine Notyours over 9 years ago
The next call: “Can’t, won’t, shouldn’t!” Goat says, “What was that?” and Pig says, “Contractions.”(Stolen from this weeks Prairie Home Companion joke show.)
Fido (aka Felix Rex) Premium Member over 9 years ago
How can water break? Water just splashes when you drop it.
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
And she asked Pig to be the one to drive her to the hospital, why? Pig, bless his ultra-naive little heart, isn’t smart enough to drive nor to get a driver’s license….
Tedder13579 over 9 years ago
Pig, never become a father.
Number Three over 9 years ago
Cute!
xxx
Saddenedby Premium Member over 9 years ago
honey i think the water bed is leaking – nope my water broke (yep, true story)
scottjn6 over 9 years ago
Exact same gag in the new Bill Murray movie “St. Vincent.” Funnier there. JNS
claire de la lune. over 9 years ago
Hm.