They don’t tell their members, but, the Bible that the Jehovah’s Witnesses work from has all the inconvenient passages that might not back them up taken out—the King James version it is not.
When either the Mormons or the Jehovah Witnesses come to my door, I’ll say no thanks and close it in their faces as they’re wishing me a good day anyway.
Assuming those aliens got out of the same craft, I’ve never seen a Jehovah’s Witness anywhere near a Bible. Not when they’ve come around to my door (which, thank the Lord, hasn’t happened in about 40 years).
I once met an old woman who was a gun nut. She had received a gift of a new shoulder holster and was breaking it in while cleaning the house. When she answered the doorbell for some religious types, they took one look at this pistol-packing woman, did an about-face, and left. I guess they didn’t really believe in the after-life.
My best ‘door knocker day’ ever was the day they came to my door when I was wearing a Halloween costume for a party. Long black cloak(with a deep hood) over blue jeans, heavy boots, a T-shirt that was smeared with stageblood, and carrying a LARGE machete … also covered in blood(it was in a clear plastic bag).Had some real nice make-up on too. It was for the final dress rehearsal party for a local haunted house – I was supposed to be a homicidal machete murderer.
The Witnesses just went kinda pale, stammered something about a meeting that night, stuffed a pamphlet in my empty hand and quickly walked off…..
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 9 years ago
I guess that clinches it: Jehovah’s Witnesses must be the one true religion if the aliens proselytize it.
chasches over 9 years ago
Have you heard the good news?
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
At least they’re not Latter-day Saints from the anti-Mormon-claimed planet Kolob.
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Alien JW proselytizers! Holy smokes, they’ve been to heaven and back again!
maxcat631 over 9 years ago
Is there a Vaccination for that disease?
Simon_Jester over 9 years ago
I would have expected those guys to be pimping for Scientology
barefootanarchist over 9 years ago
Cylons!
morningglory73 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Must be that time of year again.
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
These intruders got it correct; right down to the white shirts and black ties! Too bad this is all they got correct…
Comic Minister Premium Member over 9 years ago
Slam the door now!
amaryllis2 Premium Member over 9 years ago
They don’t tell their members, but, the Bible that the Jehovah’s Witnesses work from has all the inconvenient passages that might not back them up taken out—the King James version it is not.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 9 years ago
I find targeting Jehovah’s Witnesses discriminatory — how about targeting ALL “people who come to the door”?
rekam Premium Member over 9 years ago
When either the Mormons or the Jehovah Witnesses come to my door, I’ll say no thanks and close it in their faces as they’re wishing me a good day anyway.
K M over 9 years ago
Assuming those aliens got out of the same craft, I’ve never seen a Jehovah’s Witness anywhere near a Bible. Not when they’ve come around to my door (which, thank the Lord, hasn’t happened in about 40 years).
pschearer Premium Member over 9 years ago
I once met an old woman who was a gun nut. She had received a gift of a new shoulder holster and was breaking it in while cleaning the house. When she answered the doorbell for some religious types, they took one look at this pistol-packing woman, did an about-face, and left. I guess they didn’t really believe in the after-life.
Bill Chapman over 9 years ago
My best ‘door knocker day’ ever was the day they came to my door when I was wearing a Halloween costume for a party. Long black cloak(with a deep hood) over blue jeans, heavy boots, a T-shirt that was smeared with stageblood, and carrying a LARGE machete … also covered in blood(it was in a clear plastic bag).Had some real nice make-up on too. It was for the final dress rehearsal party for a local haunted house – I was supposed to be a homicidal machete murderer.
The Witnesses just went kinda pale, stammered something about a meeting that night, stuffed a pamphlet in my empty hand and quickly walked off…..