Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 08, 2014
September 07, 2014
September 09, 2014
Transcript:
Zonker: What's it say, Dad? Is somebody sick? Mr. Harris: No, it's from Duke! He's coming in today! Zonker: Uncle Duke? Why isn't he at his post in China? Mr. Harris: Guess he was relieved... Zonker: Darn! What a time for him to come visiting! Right in the middle of my tanning program! Mr. Harris: But he is your uncle, son. Couldn't you take a few days off? Zonker: Are you kidding? And risk peeling? Mr. Harris: Can't you go on emollients?
BE THIS GUY over 9 years ago
One has to be dedicated to succeed on the pro tanning circuit.
dtyler99 over 9 years ago
Watch out, George Hamilton. Z is armed with emollients!
pelican47 over 9 years ago
I don’t think that interrupting a tanning program would cause peeling, unless he seriously burns when he gets back into it.
Coyoty Premium Member over 9 years ago
Which is why he he can’t afford to slack off.
ladykat over 9 years ago
Plus, he is planting his cash crops.
arye uygur over 9 years ago
In what way is Duke Zonk’s uncle?
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 9 years ago
Time for toothpicks between the toes, for the detailed tan that the judges will be looking for.
Budmania over 9 years ago
Zonker has a future with skin cancer…
gimmickgenius over 9 years ago
Zonker’s dad looks like current day Sir Paul McCartney.
Hunter7 over 9 years ago
back in the day when Zonker was on the pro-tan circuit. Before he was scared tanless.