It has both a seat AND a lid, so why not get in the habit of closing the lid as well as lowering the seat? If she STILL complains, then you know she’s just lazy…
Lowering both the seat and lid is the answer. Same work for either gender. PLUS, dentists recommend lowering the lid before flushing because toilets can spray “contents” up to five feet during a flush.
Llewellenbruce about 14 years ago
Now you’ll have to sit on it like she does all the time.
AddADadaAdDad about 14 years ago
Shoulda thought that one through a little more, Hon, unless you don’t mind sitting on a wet seat.
GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago
Sit on it!
COWBOY7 about 14 years ago
I wouldn’t take that from her sitting down!
all-hail-hypnotoad about 14 years ago
If we as guys have the cognitive ability to look at the seat, set it in the correct position, and return the seat to starting position, SO DO THEY!!
eardroppings about 14 years ago
All hail has a point. Men should have just the same up or down rights as women, right?
pearlandpeach about 14 years ago
NO,
ronaldmundy about 14 years ago
who asked you, pearl? eardroppings, you should have put a period after women.
all-hail-hypnotoad about 14 years ago
FishStix, Righ On!!
cleokaya about 14 years ago
Oh heck just pee in the sink.
fritzoid Premium Member about 14 years ago
It has both a seat AND a lid, so why not get in the habit of closing the lid as well as lowering the seat? If she STILL complains, then you know she’s just lazy…
The Duke 1 about 14 years ago
I would be more than happy to pee all over the seat for her!
GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago
Nice guy, JFri! :^)
gmawheels about 14 years ago
Thanks for the fun every day!
alviebird about 14 years ago
Simple solution.
Look before you sit.
If you fall into the toilet you have no one to blame but yourself.
sweetsong1970 about 14 years ago
He’ll just end up sprinkling when he tinkles and not be a sweetie and wipe the seaty.
Coyoty Premium Member about 14 years ago
She’ll rethink that when she has to clean it.
comYics about 14 years ago
Just pee on the rim if its superglued that way.
ronaldmundy about 14 years ago
hey, where’s sunday’s edition?
Michelle99 about 14 years ago
Lowering both the seat and lid is the answer. Same work for either gender. PLUS, dentists recommend lowering the lid before flushing because toilets can spray “contents” up to five feet during a flush.
Do the math, a dentist recommends this because….