Oh, pipe down,Pirate before I knock some sense into ya!
It was my pleasure, Luke. Anytime I can rile up the Pirate it’s a good day. Be more careful, though, pardner!
I’m beginning to agree with the Pirate and that puts a burr under my saddle. Locos, ho!
Aw, Pirate, you have such delicate ears…………
Aw shucks, ma’am, you can just call us *Pirate & Duke. It’s shorter and lots less formal.
You said a mouthful there, Pirate! I will have the troop bugler throw in Taps for good measure.
That is certainly an awesome brunch! He even included some hard tack, beans and jerky for this cowboy!
The cavalry has been detained briefly trying to get passage aboard a ship to engage the Pirate. So far nothing with cannons is available.
I’ll see what I can do, ma’am but I make no promises. At a gallop….HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Don’t look at me, Pilgrim. I can call out the cavalry but the Pirate is not in my jurisdiction.