To be a Republican
Man: Look! Snow! So much for global warming!
Man 2: Rain! Quick to the ark! Behold Money! The economy is booming!
Man 3: Can I touch it?
Man 4: Look sun! Global warming!
Man 5: It doesn't work like that liberal simp.
Wow, kensurg, I didn’t realize you were a Communist, since you imply that people like the Bushes should have all their inherited money taken away. Only workers should be paid! Workers of the world, unite!
I’m right there with you, motive. Capt. John Smith’s “If you don’t work, you don’t eat!” was not directed to the lower-class laborers brought over to build Jamestown, but to the upper-class idlers who wanted to pluck the golden fruit from the New World’s trees but didn’t want to put in the sweat to build a successful settlement.
I’m not in favor of doing away with competition or the profit motive, but capital must be freed up from the Trust Funds so that those who are motivated to compete can actually profit. Abolish inherited wealth!
From 1944 through 1963 the top individual income tax rate was over 90% – a period generally recognized as among the most prosperous in American history, one which saw the rise of a solid middle class and enormous opportunities for creating wealth. Well-off people paid their taxes and still had plenty left to maintain their lifestyle and invest in new businesses, stocks, and real estate. So Republican whining about the hardships of dealing with the current 35% top rate is at least contemptible and at most laughable. Check out the history of tax rates yourself at: http://www.taxfoundation.org/publications/show/151.html
“You want that money to come home instead of hiding in off shore accounts. You want that money in the system instead of accounts pushing it here and there to avoid taxes?”
Last I checked that’s called tax evasion. But of course Rich people don’t go to jail…unless you’re Martha Stuart.
Only 5% of millionaires inherited their wealth? Care to back that up with a citation?
rikoshayrabbit, it’s like George Carlin said: “There is only one party, the Money Party with Democrat & Republican branches,”
That’s why they should be paying vastly higher taxes than the rest of us. They’ll still be making out vastly better than the rest of us. Shed no tears for any of them. If they themselves ever actually cry they have silk handkerchiefs to catch their crocodile tears.
sirrom567 said ”“Let them eat cake,” said the haughty queen, laughing. A short time later her pretty head was rolling from the guillotine into the gutter.”
That’s just an oft repeated fallacy. She wasn’t pretty.
kreole about 14 years ago
Best yet!
Lavocat about 14 years ago
Hey, Republicans: fat (from K Street), drunk (on power), and stupid is no way to go through life.
ken591 about 14 years ago
How about to be a Republican - You work, you keep your money. You don’t work, you don’t have money.
sirrom567 about 14 years ago
“You don’t work, you don’t have money.” Are you expected to work from the day you’re born till the day you die?
Motivemagus about 14 years ago
Wow, kensurg, I didn’t realize you were a Communist, since you imply that people like the Bushes should have all their inherited money taken away. Only workers should be paid! Workers of the world, unite!
HarryS about 14 years ago
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a Republican. But I repeat myself.
fritzoid Premium Member about 14 years ago
I’m right there with you, motive. Capt. John Smith’s “If you don’t work, you don’t eat!” was not directed to the lower-class laborers brought over to build Jamestown, but to the upper-class idlers who wanted to pluck the golden fruit from the New World’s trees but didn’t want to put in the sweat to build a successful settlement.
I’m not in favor of doing away with competition or the profit motive, but capital must be freed up from the Trust Funds so that those who are motivated to compete can actually profit. Abolish inherited wealth!
sirrom567 about 14 years ago
From 1944 through 1963 the top individual income tax rate was over 90% – a period generally recognized as among the most prosperous in American history, one which saw the rise of a solid middle class and enormous opportunities for creating wealth. Well-off people paid their taxes and still had plenty left to maintain their lifestyle and invest in new businesses, stocks, and real estate. So Republican whining about the hardships of dealing with the current 35% top rate is at least contemptible and at most laughable. Check out the history of tax rates yourself at: http://www.taxfoundation.org/publications/show/151.html
jaxaction about 14 years ago
da onion reports sarin palins speech opens 6th seal! (speaking of overblown fears…reductionist logic…
d_legendary1 about 14 years ago
“You want that money to come home instead of hiding in off shore accounts. You want that money in the system instead of accounts pushing it here and there to avoid taxes?”
Last I checked that’s called tax evasion. But of course Rich people don’t go to jail…unless you’re Martha Stuart.
edmondd about 14 years ago
A shot against Republicans! Finally! I’m saving this for posterity.
mattro65 about 14 years ago
Only 5% of millionaires inherited their wealth? Care to back that up with a citation? rikoshayrabbit, it’s like George Carlin said: “There is only one party, the Money Party with Democrat & Republican branches,”
sirrom567 about 14 years ago
That’s why they should be paying vastly higher taxes than the rest of us. They’ll still be making out vastly better than the rest of us. Shed no tears for any of them. If they themselves ever actually cry they have silk handkerchiefs to catch their crocodile tears.
edmondd about 14 years ago
Ted maybe you should start thinking about coming up with a new political party. You already have some followers here.
I on the other hand need only an army. A vast one. Unlikely.
sirrom567 about 14 years ago
“Let them eat cake,” said the haughty queen, laughing.
A short time later her pretty head was rolling from the guillotine into the gutter.
d_legendary1 about 14 years ago
Too bad it was a queen and not a quinn.
OmqR-IV.0 about 14 years ago
sirrom567 said ”“Let them eat cake,” said the haughty queen, laughing. A short time later her pretty head was rolling from the guillotine into the gutter.”
That’s just an oft repeated fallacy. She wasn’t pretty.
irfan3 about 14 years ago
Why people think global warming is dangerous? We and our future still alive in peace without worrying global warming guys…