The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 19, 2014
July 18, 2014
July 20, 2014
Transcript:
REPAIRMAN: OK, SIR, YOUR ANTIQUE RECORD PLAYER'S FIXED. SYLVESTER THE CAT: THUFFERIN' THUCKOTASH! THO, CAN I PUT ON MY FAVORITE THONG? REPAIRMAN: UH, I'M HAPPILY MARRIED, SIR.
Bilan almost 10 years ago
Where do I plug my iPod into that thing?
Superfrog almost 10 years ago
Thilliest thing I ever thaw.
PICTO almost 10 years ago
Shoe salesman to woman: “Please sit down and I’ll be happy to look up your thize.”
Hussell almost 10 years ago
Had to read it twice before I got it, but then lol!
J Short almost 10 years ago
Thong, schmong; you’re standing their naked as it is.
bjy1293 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
rimshot. thanks Scott.
Darryl Heine almost 10 years ago
Why not something related to Tweety, who “Tawt he taw a puddy tat”?
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 10 years ago
It’s Risky Business – featuring Tomcat Cruise
Fan o’ Lio. almost 10 years ago
He lithps exthps when he thays Ithica.
meowlin almost 10 years ago
“You’re Thor?…”
heatherjasper almost 10 years ago
Ooh. My.