The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for September 25, 2022
Transcript:
Jazmine: Ooh... Ooh, I'm so excited! I just met Santa at the mall! He said I was gonna get - Huey: Did you do what I asked? Did you mention "majestic 12" and the "Illuminati"? Did he get all nervous and start acting funny? Jazmine: I - I was going to, but he gave me a lollipop and I forgot. I'm sorry... Huey: Aarrgh!! Don't you understand? I think Ol' St. Nick is at the heart of a global conspiracy to enslave the masses and bring in the new world order! You were supposed to mention the plot and see if he got nervous! Jazmine: I'm sorry. The lollipop threw me off. It's grape! Huey: But that's what it's all about. They feed our greed for instant gratification! They get us to obey unseen powers. When we accept the impossible without asking questions, they know we are mindless lambs ready to be led to slaughter!! Every wonder how Santa makes it around the world in one night? Jazmine: Elf magic? Huey: Try alien space technology back-engineered by the air force. Jazmine: Wooooooooow... Huey: Quiet weapons for silent wars, Jazmine - Quiet weapons for silent wars...
kaffekup over 1 year ago
Huey, you shouldn’t have delegated such an important task to an amateur.
It’s time to go sit in Santa’s lap yourself to ask the important questions, and don’t forget to tug on his beard before you leave.
Algolei I over 1 year ago
I dunno, a little order sounds like it would be nice for a change.
Ellis97 over 1 year ago
Deep down inside, Huey is snickering at Jazmine’s awe.
Ellis97 over 1 year ago
Why do I actually think Huey’s conspiracy theory makes sense?
e.groves over 1 year ago
I hope Huey likes coal.
PapaNambu Premium Member over 1 year ago
All I can say is if these folks are trying to take over the world, they aren’t doing a very good job at it.
susanj77 over 1 year ago
I need a magnifying glass to read this comic, but what I can see is great.
StevePappas over 1 year ago
It’s actually called Silent Weapons for Quiet Wars, and I haven’t heard it mentioned for several years. What’s next, Rex 84?
alanoodle over 1 year ago
I’m sorry, my eyes don’t hurt enough. Could you please make The Boondocks even smaller?
David Rickard Premium Member over 1 year ago
Somebody watched too many X-Files.
christelisbetty over 1 year ago
It all makes sense now, Huey is Q !