The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for January 06, 2019
January 05, 2019
January 07, 2019
Transcript:
Huey: Strawberry frosted pop-tarts again?! How many times do I have to tell you to stop eating that garbage?! Riley: Hey, now...you best chill wit' all that hatin' on my pop-tarts. Huey: Man...we've been through this a million times, we can't fight the man if our bodies ain't strong and healthy, sugar kills - more than meat or fat or anything else. It's a drug used to keep the masses down! Riley: For real? Huey: Man...that's for real, for real... Riley: Aiight...I'm gonna try one unfrosted pop-tart - but if it's nasty, we're fightin'! Ya heard?! Huey: You know, sometimes I start to think that I'm the idiot here...
kaffekup over 5 years ago
Try buttering it after it’s toasted. It’s not so bad.
TexTech over 5 years ago
There is no way to make a Pop-Tart edible.
e.groves over 5 years ago
I like the frosted blueberry ones.
mattro65 over 5 years ago
I don’t eat them because they contain gelatin (derived from animal bones) and I’m a vegetarian. My kids and wife like them. My wife ordered two cases from whatever company makes them (they have a consumer store) and they looked and smelled much fresher. She said they are much better than you can get at stores which presumably are much older, drier and crustier. There’s today’s consumer shopping tip.
Cozmik Cowboy over 5 years ago
Perhaps the only thing people eat that is more thoroughly not food than McBunghole’s.
19JRL44 over 5 years ago
You are both idiots!
sacldczoo over 5 years ago
I quit buying them when they started Frosting them