Endtown by Aaron Neathery for June 09, 2014

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    Ida No  almost 10 years ago

    ENDTOWN (of the Stick), June 9, 2014

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    Ida No  almost 10 years ago
    SURFACE GIRL, by Jenner (To the tune of Surfer Girl, by the Beach Boys)

    Not posted on GoComics.Stumpy legs and long-clawed toes,Soft, brown fur and big, black nose.Do you love me? Do you, surface girl?

    I can feel the tears you cry,And the sadness in your eyes.Do you love me? Do you, surface girl?

    Once upon a time, you said that you’d never change.Now your world is on its head. Ev’rything is strange.

    Though you tried to do me harm,I still want you in my arms.I still love you truly, surface girl.

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Meanwhile, Opie is wondering what to feed the pet Marx just gave it.

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    crookedwolf Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Because in the Precambrian era, shoals of wild kielbasas swam free in ancient seas..

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    Darwinskeeper  almost 10 years ago

    A precambrian predator needs to eat Polish sausages or it will explode. I think Albert’s right, Marx is full of it.

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    Strider Keninginne Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    I don’t think you can look up ‘feeding Pre-Cambrian creatures’ online either. If Aaron spent time researching what his little beastie ate, it must’ve been a short coffee break.

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    Robert Nowall Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    No wonder they went extinct. Must’ve been hard to find Polish food in the Cambrian era…

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    JusSayin  almost 10 years ago

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    JusSayin  almost 10 years ago

    Wait. All this time we thought some massive war destroyed Hillside. Albert couldn’t even feed the, uh, opabinia. So is it Marx’s fault for bringing this dangerous preternal critter to Albert and Gustine’s time, or Albert’s fault for forgetting to feed Opie? And what of the organisms Marx left back there in the Sea? Tune in tomorrow, for these answers and more questions. Maybe we’ll get one or the other, or maybe even both. Keep The Faith JusSayin

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    darkhog  over 8 years ago

    If Marx would really do the research, he’d know that opabinias are after “schabowy z ziemniakami”, not “kiełbasa”.

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