Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 25, 2014

What does Gallup’s look like?

Probably a lot like Nielsen’s.

Where’s the ten-foot pole?

I had to look that one up… OUCH!!!!!!!!

I think a lightning bolt style pole would match well with the White House.

Proctologist?

Wouldn’t the mohel’s pole be similar to the barber pole? After all the customers of both usually just want a little off the top.

Flag? North?

I was gonna make a joke about the Krakow basketball team, but I realized I shouldn’t touch that one with a ten foot Pole.

You left off Ms. Fifi “Boom-Boom” Sprasnowskowicz from Krakow, the original Pole dancer.