Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 04, 2014
Transcript:
Noise: THWACK! Golfer in blue: Whoa! Dude...you knocked that one into orbit! Golfer in orange: Heh-heh. Lucy: Um...you really want to go with that for your science report? Danae: Hey, since no one really knows about the origin of the moon, I say that makes my theory just as valid as any other.
Caddy57 about 10 years ago
Danae’s teacher is going to send her to the principals office for this too! Somehow I think the moon was there before the pyramids OR golf! And by the way First poster:)
watmiwori about 10 years ago
It’s as good as any other >theory< till proved or disproved.
watmiwori about 10 years ago
“My theory, which I have, and which is mine….
Bilan about 10 years ago
This must be why the dark side of the moon has the word Titleist.
Ida No about 10 years ago
That explains the holes all over the moon’s surface – dimples for controlling air resistance. That’s why the moon doesn’t slow down and fall back on top of us. Bill O’Reilly would approve.
Varnes about 10 years ago
Wow. What a swinging club! ……For Danae, this is just par for the course…….BTW, remember when an astronaut actually did that on the moon?…….Remember when we had a space program? Boy, those were the days…..
Tue Elung-Jensen about 10 years ago
If they were that large it would go further than just orbit.
jreckard about 10 years ago
Aliens wear plaid!
chrwest about 10 years ago
Notice the tentacles? Theory and reality are 2 different things what u perceive is not what exist
ShadowBeast Premium Member about 10 years ago
Except the moon was around before the pyramids existed.
loner34 about 10 years ago
When you prove a theory, does it cease being a theory and become fact?I.E. gravity, speed of light etc.
Wiley creator about 10 years ago
Ok, seriously, folks? You’re going to try introducing things like logic and physics here? Which part of “Danae’s Theory” don’t you understand?! :-)
FlatheadFord about 10 years ago
Thank you Wiley, sometimes a comic is just a comic. Why do people have to read a social redeeming value into everything?
dabugger about 10 years ago
Danae, maybe if, but I suggest you listen to your consultant. He might think you were horsing around.
westny77 about 10 years ago
Nice imagination works for me
calliopejane about 10 years ago
Thank you dukedoug. Scientific theory is not mere opinion, it’s an explanation for something that has withstood testing and been confirmed and refined (modified as necessary if evidence did not conform to predictions).
Jml58 about 10 years ago
This theory not only explaines the moon, it also explaines the pyramids.
dondechaine about 10 years ago
Created on day 4.
Asharah about 10 years ago
Mars size planet named Thera hit the young Earth, Massive amounts of debris from Earth’s crust were knocked loose. Debris first formed a ring and eventually formed moon. Moon stabilized and slowed Earth’s rotation to help make it compatible for life.
tazz555 about 10 years ago
If she gets an F she can argue “religion”…I mean scientology also believes aliens were involved in stuff
neeeurothrush about 10 years ago
i’ve got a macbook and i’m trying to add a comment with a strikethrough and i can’t get it to work (right click and change default to strikethrough and then either done, apply or select- nothing works) – anyone out there who can help me – thanks
neeeurothrush about 10 years ago
thank you – i bookmarked it
Doublejake Premium Member about 10 years ago
According to Bill O’Reilly, no theory explains the tides: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HABNe7_D22k.Go to about 1:45 or so in the clip, leading in to the point where he says, “Tide comes in, tide goes out….. you can’t explain that.”.Yep, anything anybody doesn’t understand (even if other people do), is easily explained by the presence of that invisible guy in the sky pulling the strings on his creation.
rgcviper about 10 years ago
This one made me smile—probably since I’m a lifelong golfer.
neeeurothrush about 10 years ago
thank you to everyone for your help – either i’m doing something wrong – most likely – or my computer isn’t doing something right – hardly likely
Michael Jones about 10 years ago
That would be one small moon.
Mariposamia about 10 years ago
Origin of the Moon: The Holy Bible!!
racerxyz about 10 years ago
This reminds me of the last scene in “Men in Black” :-)
wittyvegan almost 10 years ago
State the bible says so and claim anti-Christian-discrimination if nobody buys it.