Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 27, 2014
Transcript:
Mark: 'morning, Michael. Mike: Ah, good morning. Mark: Not so fast, shorty. I'm next. Man: Just relax. Seen my soap? I can't wash without soap. Hey, here it is! Mark: Hi, folks! Voice 1: Hey, gimme my towel back! Voice 2: Your towel? Voice 3: Anyone seen my Ultra Bright? Voice 4: Hurry up, will ya? Mike: Why are you all up at six? Everyone: To avoid the line at the bathroom.
BE THIS GUY about 10 years ago
I think, the toothpaste brand is spelled ULTRA BRITE, and I haven’t seen it since 1979.
BE THIS GUY about 10 years ago
@GweedoYup — Crest and Colgate.
pelican47 about 10 years ago
When do they bring in the Housemother?
cdward about 10 years ago
Wait! Wait! Zonker up at six? I don’t think so.
Jack Straw about 10 years ago
I remember trying Ultra-Brite. I thought the top of my head was going to fly off, it was so strong.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault about 10 years ago
The joys of sharing
Blood-Poisoning Vermin about 10 years ago
Mother thought that all that brighteningWould make me too excitningSo Mother never told me aboutUltraBrite
grainpaw about 10 years ago
Ultrabrite is still made by Colgate. I remember buying 30 tubes in the early 70’s to get box flaps to enter a contest in which the grand prize was an AMC Gremlin.
alfracto about 10 years ago
Twelve room house and one bathroom? Recipe for domestic disaster!
22123magic about 10 years ago
@Grainpaw
Did you win it?
montessoriteacher about 10 years ago
Maybe GT didn’t go that far with free advertising for Ultra Brite, hence the spelling Ultra Bright.
Kip W about 10 years ago
Sung to the tune of “Ein Jungling liebt ein Mädchen,” by Robert Schumann.
arizonat about 10 years ago
Talk about a dated subject and strip. So 60s, 70s.
Hunter7 about 10 years ago
Its a two bathroom property. Its just that there is only one bathroom with indoor plumbing, indoors. .Other than the mention of the type of toothpaste … I don’t see an out of date strip.