Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for March 23, 2014
March 22, 2014
March 24, 2014
Transcript:
Bucky: I'm turning all of Rob's pictures upside down. Satchel: Why? Bucky: He changed Tuna brands on me! Blah blah blah dolphin-safe logo blah! Satchel: Maybe I like dolphin bits in my tuna! I don't complain about the chocolate chips in his ice cream! So I said how 'bout I switch your potato chip brand! I don't see a rhubarb-safe logo on this one! Maybe their potato net is snagging a half acre of collateral rhubarb when they trawl for potatoes! Satchel: What did he say to that? Bucky: Nothing. As the kids say, he got powned. Satchel: I don't think you say the "p". Just owned. Bucky: Yeah? Ok, so if you ever correct me again I'll unch you in the iehole. Satchel: But why turn his pictures upside down? Bucky: I just saw red, man. Satchel: I wouldn't call revenge decoration seeing red. More like seeing fuchsia. Bucky: You're gonna wake up in a world of upside-down posters, my friend. Satchel: Go nuts. Everything's right-side up when I'm on my back.
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Varnes about 10 years ago
So good to see a new one………Bor the record, rhubarb is a vegetable that pretends to be a fruit, and tomatoes are a fruit pretending to be a vegetable…I don’t trust either of them…..
rshive about 10 years ago
There was a story in Chemical Week once where a production worker dropped his sandwich in a smelter, thus contaminating the mercury with tuna.
jazzmoose about 10 years ago
Bucky’s a real rick sometimes.
puddlesplatt about 10 years ago
I don’t want to get involved.
doublepaw about 10 years ago
Every time I give our cat “Sea Bass and Shrimp Appetizer” she devours every speck of the bass and leaves the shrimp untouched. In fact she has told me several times to “hold the shrimp”.
StelBel about 10 years ago
I find the ideas of “revenge decorating” and “seeing fuchsia” brilliant!
Calvins Brother about 10 years ago
“I’ll unch you in the iehole”. HeeHee——erfect!
ericbutts74 about 10 years ago
There is a Zen quality about Satchel.
Everything is left-wise in my right-sided universe.
kathyabk about 10 years ago
ROTFl, I can’t even stand how funny this is!
fma about 10 years ago
Think what we would go through if pets could really talk.
Hunter7 about 10 years ago
Pets talk…. we just don’t listen.
jnnydnti about 10 years ago
Second to last panel. Perfect all by itself.
Frogger104 about 10 years ago
whoa man I don’t think I have ever laughed so hard at a comic strip….#instantclassic
water_moon about 10 years ago
you do say the “p”, hence “pwnies”