The kid has been brainwashed.
Nowhere in the rhyme did it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg….
….well he certainly had some big eggo
Because Humpty was a bad egg and didn’t listen to his mommy.
His mommie was scrambled.
….and cracked…
Merely pointing out a fact and fallacy, ma’am.
From “Alice Through the Looking Glass”: “How exactly like an egg he is!”
“Daddy, why does everyone who rides a bike wear a helmet, but everyone rides skateboards at the concrete park doesn’t wear anything on their heads?”
Dana Summers
April 03, 2015
cheap_day_return about 10 years ago
The kid has been brainwashed.
emjaycee about 10 years ago
Nowhere in the rhyme did it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg….
miqq1234 about 10 years ago
….well he certainly had some big eggo
alan.gurka about 10 years ago
Because Humpty was a bad egg and didn’t listen to his mommy.
stlmaddog5 about 10 years ago
His mommie was scrambled.
miqq1234 about 10 years ago
….and cracked…
emjaycee about 10 years ago
Merely pointing out a fact and fallacy, ma’am.
Godfreydaniel about 10 years ago
From “Alice Through the Looking Glass”: “How exactly like an egg he is!”
Spade Jr. about 10 years ago
“Daddy, why does everyone who rides a bike wear a helmet, but everyone rides skateboards at the concrete park doesn’t wear anything on their heads?”