Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 07, 2014

Mom should be proud to have such a responsible, organized son.

Sorry Calvin, it didn’t work.

Curses! Foiled Again! ;)

You may be right. but just how do you child-proof Calvin from Calvin?

Uh-huh…

It’s a feminist plot {angry extremists} against all men, especially those old enough to know about brick bats.

Calvin dude your Mom is not stupid. A word of advice Mom you better lock theses items and hide the key. If you keep a gun in the house get rid of it. I like Calvin but he can be a handful.

“Does this dress make me look fat?”Another example, kid

Extension cords, saw blades, rat poison…………………if it wasn’t Mom Hobbes would’ve been the voice of reason……………I hope!

Mom, where do we keep the fire extinguisher?

Just read this little book about a whole family of Calvins! Real people!! Sordid Stories of an Ordinary Family: A Celebration of Betrayal, Tragedy, and Disabilities by Gina Rae Hendrickson

Calvin’s mom must have run track in high school, in order to keep up with him.

Put away your sewing stuff and help Calvin build something mom.

Calvin storming off again I see.

xxx

Calvin: Just wait til Susie asks you “do these pants make me look fat?”

Don’t know if this may be coming soon, so I hope this isn’t a spoiler — but this strip is sort of akin to.“Mom, where do we keep all our chain saws?”.“We don’t have any chain saws.”.“Then how am I supposed to learn how to juggle?”.Has always been one of my favorites.

Not a bad answer, considering he probably wasn’t expecting it.

Bill has quite an imagination He also had an interesting childhood. The buckinghammer

What on earth was he going to do with those things???

do what u should do, Calvin

So close, yet so far.