Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for January 27, 2014

That’s why I wear five watches…

A woman’s minute is an entirely different animal.

This is why you should carry a backpack or briefcase; just stick the purse inside it.

Is Horace one of those guys who stands in front of a microwave and yells, “Hurry up!”?

Longest minute is when you are waiting for the restroom, “Be out in a minute!”

Just a litttle bit longer…………….. as the old refrain goes……..

The longest minute is when your doctor is doing certain procedures and says, ‘wait a minute, I think I see…’

Einstein never saw this coming

Apparently the width of a minute is a function of the level of stress HORACE is facing….. I wonder how wide is.. “Your coffee will be done in a Minute”… ? ? ?

what about the “New York minute”

Makes a great accessory, Horace.

Dentist’s-Chair Minute:

There isn’t enough room on this page.

Don’t forget the voice mail minute; almost nothing seems more interminable than that, unless it goes on for two minutes.

The worse are football minutes!