The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 14, 2014

As puns go, this is stretching it.

I dunno, I gotta hand it to the cartoonist.

Now I have that detached feeling about this. All in all, the joke is disarming.

My supercomputer will be able to figure this one out, as soon as I turn my Cray on.

all these arm jokes are getting drawn out. i think we should give it a wrist

Just as long as this isn’t the start of an arms race..

Something about this joke bugs me but I can’t put my finger on it.

He may need the Crayola Ultimate 152 Pack to get that “just-right” shade of green…

Bolt~ Before he wants to neck

Seeing the monster coloring makes him appear very disarming.

ah awlways laked teh looks an smell of a feresh new box…

he later rampaged the city because the doctor didn’t put his artwork on the fridge?

Dialect? That’s what they are, and that’s what they’re called in California. Crayola is a brand name.

Crayons / colours…..When I was a kid, there were colouring pencils and crayons….. the latter being the fatter wax based variety. We also had pastels, a sort of hard chalk stick which could be smudged to soften the image.

Oh dear, what a crayon shame!