Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 07, 2014
December 06, 2014
December 08, 2014
Transcript:
Calvin: "Eeesh"
Calvin: "What goes down must come up"
Calvin: "Blechh!"
Calvin: "HEY! NO! DON'T!"
Calvin: "YAAA! I'LL GET YOU!!"
Calvin: "Hello, local navy recruitment office? Yes, this is an emergency..."
Heard what this laddie did once after having been warned that the Evil One would be coming for him if he’d refuse toeat his spinach , which he did not believe ? Well, a terrible storm broke that same night, with blinding flashes and thunder. Waking and “seeing the light”, he ran to the fridge and started shoveling down the dark green stuff. His mom was the unnoticed witness as he finished off the food and grumbled, “Wow, all those threats for a helping of spinach ?”
We have that strip in our office along with a caption “How I Ended Up Here”. Is Bill Watterson a veteran? If he is not then he has great timing to release the strip on Pearl Harbor Day!
No need for the “Yes” in the last panel. That makes it sound as though Calvin is answering a question, and what recruiter assumes a call is an emergency?
Uh, Calvin! Judging by the look of your Mom’s face, your are in deep s&$#! Don’t just call the U.S. Navy recruiter, run down to the post office where they have their recruitment office and hide behind his/her desk! ;)
rentier over 9 years ago
What a meal!!
BE THIS GUY over 9 years ago
Calvin’s Mom must’ve bought that at Whole Foods.
Steve Bartholomew over 9 years ago
Wasn’t Calvin’s fault.
Alexander the Good Enough over 9 years ago
I think I’ve seen that look before on some South Park episode…
Dobie Takahama over 9 years ago
Her face makes this comic! D8<
Ol Skool over 9 years ago
but mom, really that stuff started it
orinoco womble over 9 years ago
Reminds me of Tino’s mom’s cooking on the old Disney cartoon The Weekenders.
basie.mynhardt over 9 years ago
…since YOU suggested flaying with poo’d …
Heard what this laddie did once after having been warned that the Evil One would be coming for him if he’d refuse toeat his spinach , which he did not believe ? Well, a terrible storm broke that same night, with blinding flashes and thunder. Waking and “seeing the light”, he ran to the fridge and started shoveling down the dark green stuff. His mom was the unnoticed witness as he finished off the food and grumbled, “Wow, all those threats for a helping of spinach ?”
rshive over 9 years ago
Betcha food in the Navy isn’t so insolent.
Tah Tah over 9 years ago
it is crazy hahaha
bluram over 9 years ago
Calvin in the navy? Now that would cause national emergency.
watmiwori over 9 years ago
Calvin, didn’t your parents teach you not to play with your food???
johndifool over 9 years ago
Private Calvin, what are you trying to do to my beloved corps?
USN1977 over 9 years ago
We have that strip in our office along with a caption “How I Ended Up Here”. Is Bill Watterson a veteran? If he is not then he has great timing to release the strip on Pearl Harbor Day!
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
As I recall, there was a crawling steak scene in the first Poltergeist film. It was pretty creepy (pun intended)…
PickleRick over 9 years ago
I am pretty sure Calvin would start world war 3 if he joined the navy.
Number Three over 9 years ago
Wow! I’ve never seen Calvin’s Mum look that scary before.
xxx
2599745 over 9 years ago
Where is Hobbes when you need him?
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 9 years ago
No need for the “Yes” in the last panel. That makes it sound as though Calvin is answering a question, and what recruiter assumes a call is an emergency?
lindz.coop Premium Member over 9 years ago
Heh, Heh…
ORMouseworks over 9 years ago
Uh, Calvin! Judging by the look of your Mom’s face, your are in deep s&$#! Don’t just call the U.S. Navy recruiter, run down to the post office where they have their recruitment office and hide behind his/her desk! ;)
Krevix over 9 years ago
HA! Lan line!
hibuddy.sourabh over 9 years ago
@dukedoug Good one! :D
Coopbossman almost 3 years ago
Calvin’s mom be like (◥益◤)