Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for December 27, 2013

Star Warts and all.

Star Wars was meant for Huge Screen Movie Theaters,Not your piddly little 60 inch TV screen.

You should have asked those of us who lived then; we could have told you the seventies blew.

Heck, I made the mistake of reading the BOOK first. As God is my witness, I damn near ruined my experience of Star Wars on the big screen, because I knew every plot hole and realized how gawdawful the dialogue was. No, in this case the book was NOT better than the movie…

How about a TV that automatically air brushes everything to make it look better? I bet that would get a lot of sales!

I realized yesterday that I notice no difference with HD. In fact, I rarely notice a difference with 3D anymore. Not that I think to look for it. I must be a story man.

The 70s only blew if you don’t compare them to the 60s.

I didn’t say the book came first; I said I read it first. I know it was a movie tie-in, but it was credited to George Lucas, and he gets the blame! The story is essentially identical except for a few extra pieces around his friends on Tattooine, one of whom is a pilot with him.