FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 30, 2013

Mum always knows!

If not, you’ll take a bath in it like I did with a can of soda once……………..

Payback time for going to bed early.

I’m disappointed. I expected Jason to come up with a nerdier method than manually shaking the bottle: some sort of ultrasonic noise generator broadcast (or narrowcast) through a parabolic dish.

Shake the bottle all you want at 10PM. By midnight it won’t be a problem.

Pull the trigger and run for the hills!

Ahhhhhhhh parents who understand their kids. Need more of them,

The teens don’t stay up New Year’s Eve?

The champagne has been sitting too long for the shaking to have any effect. The carbon dioxide bubbles have been re-dissolved. You have to open it within about ten seconds of shaking for it to spray all over the place. Same with soda pop.