Augh! That is such a Dad joke!
If I were to leave the country, I doubt I would tell anyone where I’m going. :)
They are definitely not 80. Nelson is only eight, which means that the Pickles are in their early sixties, at most.
Sleeping on the bare ground is dangerous. The earth is a heat sink and can damage kidneys. There is a reason humans have not slept on the bare ground for millions of years.
I wonder… Getting her own credit card could be a badly needed reality check.
He was invited over by B.C.
I think Uncle Al is a retired agent of some kind — one that a lot of people owe a lot of favors to. But Ann never really could tell the difference between being on one side of the law or the other.
My remote really does all those things. Except make the bed.
Techno burglars are extremely rare, if they exist at all. Just because somebody demonstrates a hack in a lab doesn’t mean it works in real life. And no one can do the stuff that hackers do in the movies.
Frankly, I don’t give a fig for the jobs of people who rip me off, charge extra for my shaving kit, treat me as if I’m a dangerous psychopath, herd me down a chute like cattle, strap me into a chair that is too small to comfortably seat an eight year old, and then subject me to a ride not unlike a third world bus ride, only less pleasant. And they act like they are doing you a huge favor.