Man: Honey, a home defense trident will do you no good if you won't learn how to wield it!
When tridents are outlawed, only outlaws will have tridents.
That looks pretty sinister. She probably needs a right-handed trident.
Dodent or donotdent. There is no trident.
I’d rather have the missile version.
“…There were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.”
Perfect for when their home is underwater.
“The guy from Poseidon Home Security gave me a great deal on it!”.
Careful… if you paint it black, it’ll be labeled as an ‘assault trident’, and you’ll anger a bunch of people.
Posei-don’t.
Four out of five burglars recommend Trident for home defense.
November 07, 2013
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member over 10 years ago
When tridents are outlawed, only outlaws will have tridents.
Superfrog over 10 years ago
That looks pretty sinister. She probably needs a right-handed trident.
solarrhino over 10 years ago
Dodent or donotdent. There is no trident.
edclectic over 10 years ago
I’d rather have the missile version.
James Hopkins over 10 years ago
“…There were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.”
ossiningaling over 10 years ago
Perfect for when their home is underwater.
katzenbooks45 over 10 years ago
“The guy from Poseidon Home Security gave me a great deal on it!”.
tryoung71 over 10 years ago
Careful… if you paint it black, it’ll be labeled as an ‘assault trident’, and you’ll anger a bunch of people.
Mel-T-Pass Premium Member over 10 years ago
Posei-don’t.
artegal over 10 years ago
Four out of five burglars recommend Trident for home defense.