When I need to buy my wife a gift, I think for weeks of something practical and use-full, some thing she may need or could use every day. I then find the item, hold it in my hands, and think to myself- what would it feel like to get hit in the head with it!Stick with jewelry.
hsawlrae over 10 years ago
…and maybe a lawyer.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
a doghouse has escape proof locks on it, and can only be opened with a special diamond key….
Superfrog over 10 years ago
How about a bunch of carats?
LittleDoggie55 over 10 years ago
I gave her my ring, she gave me the finger – The Geezinslaws
Canoe-full over 10 years ago
When I need to buy my wife a gift, I think for weeks of something practical and use-full, some thing she may need or could use every day. I then find the item, hold it in my hands, and think to myself- what would it feel like to get hit in the head with it!Stick with jewelry.
ColonelClaus over 10 years ago
Been there… done that… got the t-shirt
Godfreydaniel over 10 years ago
He needs a jeweler or a travel agent……….
danlarios over 10 years ago
he just talked himself out of some business
route66paul over 10 years ago
I got the T shirt – and wore it out…