Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for November 16, 2013
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Transcript:
Petey: Oh, no! My Global Pickiness Ranking is down to 64! Alice: Is that the Picky Eater Website? Petey: I was ranked as 23. Darn! It's because I ate a piece of raisin bread! Alice: EW. Petey: Stupid sneaky raisins! How I ate the unfoodiness of them! Alice: You know what they really are? DEAD GRAPES!
margueritem over 10 years ago
GASP! Dead grapes in your bread, and wine, too.
Templo S.U.D. over 10 years ago
And Mr. and Mrs. Otterloop let their son browse that web site?
alviebird over 10 years ago
That’s better than what they look like. When I eat my raisin, date, and almond granola breakfast cereal, I just have to trust that no rats have been there first.
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
“Dead grapes” are a Good Thing, little Otterloops! Petey’s problem is not with raisins (“unfoodiness” was just an emotional, unthinking reaction to his drop from 23rd to 64th), but with raisins being in his bread (and somehow the Picky Eaters rankings heard about it).
GROG Premium Member over 10 years ago
How could you let that happen, Petey?
Gokie5 over 10 years ago
Ewww! And prunes are dead plums! The horror!
Ermine Notyours over 10 years ago
No more eating dead food. Only eat yogurt.
Stellagal over 10 years ago
Alice, raisins are not dead grapes, they are just very old grapes. Take a look at yourself and your grandma, then take a look at a grape and a raisin. See what I mean?
susanwobb over 10 years ago
I hate raisins too. They remind me of dead flies.