Pat Oliphant for August 23, 2013

This cartoon is dated 3 months hence. An excellent blend of past, present, future occurrences.

Elephants, interestingly, are the only animals with two sets of forward-facing knees.

I suppose it would be dead common for them to use the tusks as toothpicks…….

That Pachyderm tasted somewhat like Corvus Corax

the moronic right would call it moronic…the intellectual left would call it brainy…

The real GOP hit the graveyard by the second year of Reagan’s first term.

Ah, yes, a Mastodon. Those were indeed the good old days when Mastodons roamed the earth. And how the Republicans seem to want to return to them…

This is what can happen to elephants in living rooms.

Right-Wing crazies? – Oh, you mean those people who believe in limited government, the constitution, and freedom. Out dated old fashioned, and crazy stuff like that.

Thanks for telling it like it is — especially “that idiot” — only part of which was due to the fact that he had Dementia long before anyone admitted it.

So many leftists and so few artillery shells.

Randy L: If those right wing crazies believe in limited government, why do they keep trying to get up in my sex life? And why do they keep trying to deny me my vote in the name of eliminating nonexistent “voter fraud?”

Are you willing to bet your life that you can beat me?

hahhahahahhahahah…

Better learn how to shoot, boy. Best buy some good weapons, .308 AR clones are the best.

You would not last a week. I can promise you that, boy. :)

Yes, voting for demonRATic politicians who support radical Islam taking over Syria, putting into place a health care system that will force 40% of doctors to retire, and giving the nation $18 Trillion of debt is just so much better than voting for people who would say “no”.

You’re an evil person who wants to curse all of American’s children with unpayable debt.

So I suppose you don’t have a problem with the Republican county chairman who traveled back to his “boyhood” home to vote? So what California county WAS he chairman for? And you never answered my question about WHY SMALL_GOVERNMENT ideologues insist on BIG government for OUR (including YOUR) private lives! BTW: Those Obama organizers were caught on a technicality that says you have to intend to REMAIN in the state as a resident. It was never said they weren’t entitled to vote SOMEWHERE! Sometimes ignorance of the law is on YOU, especially if you don’t expect to be home on election day. From their perspective, (and I agree they were STUPID), they were living in Ohio long enough to qualify as a resident. They just didn’t read the fine print!