Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 09, 2013

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    JoeyCooler777  over 10 years ago

    I smell a religious debate…

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    Dtroutma  over 10 years ago

    Oh, so many “devotees” will be locked out.

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    hsawlrae  over 10 years ago

    Hey, why not?

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    Can't Sleep  over 10 years ago

    I’ve always thought God has a great sense of humor, but we’re too scared to laugh.

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    Varnes  over 10 years ago

    Personally, I’ve never seen a more hilarious universe than this one….

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    jsab0  over 10 years ago

    Reminds me of a similar Bizarro comic with the line “You were a believer, yes. But you skipped the not-being-a-jerk-about-it part.”

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    ildat hofler  over 10 years ago

    Is DW sick? He hasn’t chimed in about howhumorless — among other things — theyou-know-who’s are!

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    Varnes  over 10 years ago

    Look, I was just born into this place a little over sixty years ago, but it does look like there’s somethin’ funny goin’ on around here…

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    Varnes  over 10 years ago

    Unimaginable anguish, unbearable pain and suffering, cruel circumstances that cause heartbreak in the strongest of people…..Very funny God…..You’re a riot, keep up the good work….

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    Varnes  over 10 years ago

    Anyway, thanks for the rainbows, they are a nice touch….

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    pelican47  over 10 years ago

    Those two look grouchy, but if they had made the journey with their teeth, we could see that they are really smiling.

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    poppy1313  over 10 years ago

    Let’s have some objectivity about this… what’s bad may be good or maybe not… But we know God has a sense of humor … he created the platypus duck what is not funny about that?

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    Davepostmp  over 10 years ago

    I think agnosticism fits me better. I want to believe, but anything to do with organized religion makes me run the other way – REAL fast.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 10 years ago

    Oh good, humorless people aren’t welcome! I like it!

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    woodwork  over 10 years ago

    song of Solomon was about a little shepherd girl who turned him down and stayed true to her shepherd boyfriend…remained virgin, by the way…

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    puddlesplatt  over 10 years ago

    What is this thing called Love?

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    Enoki  over 10 years ago

    It would keep the lawyers out so it’s not a bad thing…

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    dsom8  over 10 years ago

    Consider God. Self-existent, eternal Being. Creates humanity with free will to have relationship with them, but they spit in his face. Because He is holy, eternal separation is inevitable, but He sends His own Son – gives up part of Himself, really – to receive a punishment for our sin. Of course, the rules change and forgiveness must be received by faith. All that, and He does have a sense of humor too; it’s just a little hard to see until you get to know Him.

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    Anne-Marie Davidson  over 10 years ago

    I don’t want to start any blasphemous rumors, but I think that God has a sick sense of humor, and when I die, I expect to find him laughing…

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 10 years ago

    absolutely no absolutists

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    sbchamp  over 10 years ago

    Pauley Perrette approves

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    catzilla23  over 10 years ago

    You’ll note that the prohibition against the humorless wasn’t specified to religion, I have seen many a Conservative, Liberal, Feminist, et al, who have had their sense of humor surgically removed.

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    Ernest Lemmingway  over 10 years ago

    It’s hard to say if the sign itself is just a joke or if it’s serious. God must be fond of paradoxes. OTOH, no sense of humor = not Heaven but the other place.

    .Go watch the movie “Dogma” for some interesting theological food for thought. Having a sense of humor is mandatory to appreciate it, though.

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    Geezer  over 10 years ago

    The cartoon would be funnier without the kicker.

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    crlinder  over 10 years ago

    Excellent Wiley!

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    dabugger  over 10 years ago

    So that is why those guys are sneering and scowling….

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    avtar123  over 10 years ago

    What feminist pushed women to have sex with “bad” boys? Just curious.

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    Wiley creator over 10 years ago

    You guys know this cartoon has nothing to do with religion, right?

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    ColonelClaus  over 10 years ago

    Dang, Nab, I wish I had typed that. Great post.vvvI will add that El Shaddai does have a sense of humor, Anyone who does not believe that best look in a mirror

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    hippogriff  over 10 years ago

    “It is easy to identify an extremist group – they have no sense of humor.” – Stanley Mosk

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    mcsnick  over 10 years ago

    re:nabuquburiuzhur, I would tell Clark Kent not to blame god for man’s errors. and advise you to not blame women/feminists for human nature. Men have been running around, messing around for ever. Or do you think that “keeping the women locked away” is a good solution? Just asking.

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    JanLC  over 10 years ago

    I’ve always thought that God has a terrific sense of humor. Just look at the platypus…..

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    JoeyCooler777  over 10 years ago

    Dude, If you think sex is life’s best feeling then you have not truly lived

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    JoeyCooler777  over 10 years ago

    Religion is the opposite of the biological, silly. The mind above the body

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    dflak  over 10 years ago

    Of course God has a sense of humor; he created us for comic relief.

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    JoeyCooler777  over 10 years ago

    Well that’s anything wrong with God. Just people misunderstanding him again.

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    JoeyCooler777  over 10 years ago

    And as for everyone talking about God’s sense of humor, I say that he does have a great one. He is complete, eternal joy. But he wouldn’t kick all humorless people out of heaven.

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    Radical-Knight  over 10 years ago

    What’s a b-o-u-b-l-e? did you mean bubble?

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    Radical-Knight  over 10 years ago

    Of course God has a sense of humor… remember Michelangelo’s fresco in the Sistine Chapel with his famous “Pull My Finger” joke?

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    angusdad  over 10 years ago

    Yes the Missouri (or as we called them, Misery) synod was very conservative. They still don’t allow women to be pastors. My family changed over to the Lutheran Church in America in the 60’s. I now belong to a Lutheran Church that has openly gay pastors and a pastor that was Hindu.

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    Celad  over 10 years ago

    God has a sense of humor… check out the roly poly (pill bug). It rolls up into a sphere and has square poop.

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    pcolli  over 10 years ago

    I don’t think the platypus looks strange at all. It fits into its ecological niche quite well.

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    meowlin  over 10 years ago

    I was brought up LCMS also. Eventually, I was excommunicated. My mother wondered how they could do such a thing. .I wondered what took them so long.

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    ColonelClaus  over 10 years ago

    I owe you an apology. You made the mirror comment long before I did. Reckon I need to quit speed reading and slow down.

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    Say What? Premium Member over 10 years ago

    As soon as I saw the “Load 15 more comments. | Load the rest (60).”, I thought “Oh, s***.”

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    tammyspeakslife Premium Member over 10 years ago

    LOVE it!!

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    susan.e.a.c  over 10 years ago

    So Utilitarians will have a very, very warm afterlife I take it.

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    jbmlaw01  over 10 years ago

    Always suspected that God does not like us to put words in his mouth, and that God does not like being mocked. And I suspect the absolutists will do better with God than will the relativists – at least the former do what they do for God’s sake, and not for themselves alone.

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    BillJ-MN  over 10 years ago

    My atheism has nothing to do with any church experience. Nothing to do with anyone of faith I’ve ever known. It has nothing to do with anger, disappointment or hatred of any gods. It’s simply the fact that I’ve never seen any persuasive reason to believe that any magical superbeings exist. Nothing in evidence. Nothing in logic.

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    JoeyCooler777  over 10 years ago

    No. The idea is that the mind is beyond the brain. It’s about you’re understanding my friend. You can’t make up a thought for yourself, nor can you come to understand something by yourself alone. All understanding comes from outside of ones self, and so, is beyond the body

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    Caddy57  over 10 years ago

    one must be able to laugh at himself before others will laugh with him….Now would someone loosen this straight jacket a bit ? Do you have any idea how hard it is …Don’t look at me like that….to type like this? Stop that !

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    Jeshurun  over 10 years ago

    So WM is a relativist? There are no absolutes! Uh oh! Sounds like an absolute… Hmmm! All absoultists are going to hell is the implication…. Good news for all absolutists and the ultimate in the sense of humor catagory – a holy God that chooses to love me and make a way for me to His forever. Unfortunately, WM has damned me forever for believing such “nonsense”…

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