Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for August 20, 2013

The Adventures of Vanna White — Coming this fall.

Sometimes they don’t bother to take the “Y”…..

Pat Sajak did it!

Horace: "I’m tired of buying vowels over and over… that’s a lot at 200 a pop…

The police have better things to do than monitor your vowel movements.

Samson must have seen my typical Scrabble rack.

clssc cmc tdy :-)

Suspect seen heading north on Sesame street trying to sell ’O’s at a big discount.

Gd n… ! ! !

actually Horace they’re just breaking; didn’t you see the Argyle Sweater?

Did you notice the signature?

No vowels no cry

Move to Strzbznk in the Balkans—they don’t have enough vowels there.

When I don’t have Scrabble hands like these, I have Old MacDonald’s Farm: E I E I O O O

You have to buy a vowel, Horrace. :P